Bert is Evil!:

Intercepted E-mail Correspondence with Jeffrey Dahmer


The following is a series of E-mail correspondence between famed murderer/cannibal Jeffrey Dahmer and Bert. Contains violent language, reader's discretion is advised.

to: Jeffrey Dahmer (jd@ieatkids.com) from: Bert (bert@sesamest.com) subject: Greetings! At 11:37 AM 11/26/94 -0800, Bert wrote:
Hello Jeffrey! Remember me.. Bert! We met once at the Evil People Convention. How's it been hanging? I've been busy myself. Are you still doing a lot of carving? How's the meat this season? Bert


to: Bert (bert@sesamest.com)
from: Jeffrey Dahmer (jd@ieatkids.com)
subject: (re:)Greetings!
At 8:31 PM 11/27/94 -0700, Jeffrey Dahmer wrote:
Bert,
    Of course I remember you! You were the one who gave
me that recipe for Infant Soup. Thanks a million.
    I've been fine, the seasons been great, lots of fresh sweet meat.
I love kids. BTW if I remember right you have a Children related occupation.
Do you think you can source me some seven year olds?
Jeffrey

to: Jeffrey Dahmer (jd@ieatkids.com)
from: Bert (bert@sesamest.com)
subject: Kids
At 9:43 PM 11/27/94 -0800, Bert wrote:
Jeff,
Sure I can! How many do you need?
There are lots of kids here. (nice and plump)
I'll send you a sample soon.
Bert

to: Bert (bert@sesamest.com)
from: Jeffrey Dahmer (jd@ieatkids.com)
subject: (re:)Kids
attachment: Butchering.txt
At 7:20 PM 11/30/94 -0700, Jeffrey Dahmer wrote:
Wow, the leg you sent me was excellent! I want more.
Can I get some by the bulk?
Also attached is a file on how to prepare the meat.
This way you can keep the meat in prime condition.
Jeffrey

to: Jeffrey Dahmer (jd@ieatkids.com)
from: Bert (bert@sesamest.com)
subject: Sweet Meat
At 6:24 PM 11/31/94 -0800, Bert wrote:
Jeff,
Thanks for the text file you sent. It was very
informative. I'll make sure the next batch of
meat I'll send over will be prepped this
way.
Bert


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