Bert is Evil!

Bert, the next president

On January 19, 1999 The President of the United States (Bill Clinton) Held the "State of the Union Address" and using state of the art video image analysis, one of my investigators, Lycanthos, was able to unmask Bert as he sat during the address. He was posing as The Vice-president! Perhaps we can now see why he has pushed the Clinton Impeachment trail so far. His devilish plan is to impeach Clinton, then allow America to hand control to him.

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