Bert is Evil!
Pol Pot Files
According to the CIA, Bert has fled to Cambodja after the Korean War.
Here's the evidence that he really spent some time there.
This picture is taken just before a speech by Pol Pot in wich he wanted
to declare Bert to be his favorite general. In the nic of time Bert
slipped Pol a mickey to silence him. Unfortunately he couldn't prevent
the photographer taking his picture.