Bert is Evil ! - Jackson's plaything?
Bert and Jacko during one of their try-outs (which
didn't work out by the way).
To achieve even more sales in the kiddie-market, Wacko Jacko
teamed up with Bert. Little did he know that Bert is not what
he seems to be. After a try-out show Jacko tried to get in bed
with Bert. After the massive brawl that followed, Bert's not much
of an assmuncher, Jacko needed extensive plastic surgery (again).
Bert went directly to a nearby chickenfarm to forget this horrific